Dessertz Vanilla Milkshake – Smooth. Sweet. Seriously Chill.

When you want your weed to taste like dessert, not dirt.

Dessertz Vanilla Milkshake is a decadent indica-leaning hybrid strain that tastes just like it sounds — creamy vanilla, whipped sugar, and that silky-smooth milkshake finish. It’s a flower lover’s dream for flavor-forward smoking, offering soft, sweet terps backed by a body-melting high that soothes the soul without knocking you out.

Perfect for winding down, elevating your mood, or pairing with late-nishopght snacks, Dessertz Vanilla Milkshake brings dessert vibes and good energy in every puff.

🥛 Flavor & Aroma – Rich Vanilla Meets Creamy Cloud Smoke

As soon as you crack the jar, you’re hit with a wave of vanilla bean, soft cream, and a hint of sweet herbal sugar. It smells like a fresh-poured milkshake with a grown-up twist — smooth, sweet, and deeply inviting.

When you light it up, the smoke is ultra-creamy with layered notes of:

Vanilla custard
Whipped cream
Light citrus glaze
A faint touch of earthy cookie dough

On the exhale, you’ll catch that signature Dessertz swirl — a mellow, sugary finish with just enough depth to keep things interesting.

😌 Effects – Mellow Mood. Light Body Buzz. Pure Comfort.

Don’t let the sweetness fool you — Dessertz Vanilla Milkshake hits smooth but lands deep. It starts with a subtle lift in mood and mental clarity, followed by a warm wave of body relaxation that slowly wraps you up like a blanket.

What to expect:

A mellow, upbeat mental state
Soothing body effects without full couchlock
Gentle focus and creativity at lower doses
Total vibe reset after a stressful day

This strain is ideal for evening sessions, lazy weekends, or any time you want to chill without checking out.

🌿 Strain Profile – Dessertz Vanilla Milkshake

Attribute	Details
Type	Indica-Dominant Hybrid
Genetics	Likely Vanilla Frosting × Wedding Cake or similar dessert cross
THC Content	20% – 26%
CBD Content	<1%
Flavors	Vanilla milkshake, whipped cream, sweet dough, soft citrus
Aroma	Creamy vanilla, sugary glaze, earthy cookie base
Effects	Relaxing, euphoric, smooth, slightly creative
Best For	Evenings, mood boosts, dessert smoke sessions, soft social hangs
Common Uses	Stress relief, anxiety, light pain, mood elevation, appetite
Appearance	Dense, frosty buds with creamy-white trichomes and golden hairs
Grow Info	Medium difficulty, terp-rich, 8–9 week flowering cycle
Medical Benefits	May help reduce anxiety, support sleep, ease tension

🍦 Why Vanilla Milkshake Is a Fan Favorite

Vanilla Milkshake is a standout strain for anyone who’s serious about flavor, consistency, and a high that keeps you chill but present. It’s not just smooth on the tongue — it’s smooth on the mind and body, too.

Choose this strain if you: